"I hate when guys play with your clit, like stop tickling it AND GET THE FUCK IN THERE"
- Jazmin, my super straight friend.

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

(via officialwhitegirls)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via ana-montezori)

gracehelbig:

michelleakin:

Grace and I went to the Streamy Awards years ago to do red carpet coverage for mdc.

I remember us feeling like the unpopular kids at the prom as we watched iJustine and Smosh stroll by. We were sat a few rows behind them and a handful of other popular youtubers.

We watched people go up and accept their awards… I turned to Grace at one point and said “you’ll be up there very soon.”

:)

Michelle rules it. 

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(Source: ihaveremade, via stephyy-j)