silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

(via a-corable)

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via epic-humor)

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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(Source: neatpotatoes, via officialwhitegirls)